I am the WORST blogger ever

Um, def forgot I even had a blog. I'm horrible. Sorry Kids. Shout out to the Red Sox biggest fan Alex(a) (yes, she has 2 names) for reminding me of my duties. The following things have happened since last I blogged:

• Kevin and I went to Europe. Highlights included: Paris's biggest gay discoteque, rowing a boat on a lake in the middle of Versailles, paddling a boat in Lake Geneva, "Billy Elliot" the musical in London, (which includes a number entitled "Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher"), french cheese in general, a euro-snackfood known as "monstermash", convincing a drunk man Kevin and I were husband and wife,constantly boarding cross-country trains filled with babies, abusing mike in general, spending fifty euros in the bar car of the Eurostar, and last, but most def. not least : seeing Kevin's face at the top of the Eiffel tower.
  
• I got to see Fatal Attraction: A Greek Trajedy not once, but twice. Kate Wilkinson and Alana McNair and evil geniouses in the manner of Wylie Coyote. My love for their theatrical masterpiece is endless. Here's hoping for a revival.
• I went to Provincetown. If you live in New York: put Christopher St. on water and make everyone more tan. If you live in DC: put Dupont on water and make everyone more more tan. Add approx 100,000 dogs, many in hats and costumes.
  
• The Capitol Lounge burnt down. Please offer your condolences to this Hill institution. Pity the people who have to spend their hard on money on beers in the caverns of the Hawk& Dove from now on.
• Mike and Laura become Lord and Lady of the Manor on R st. Seriously, its the largest most posh apartment I've ever seen. I've reserved the right to become their unwanted guest on a frequent basis
• Um....Crazy ass hurricane. It better not interfere with my ability to get to Montauk on Friday. I neeeed to sit on the beach and eat Mr. John's pancake house. stat. I'd like to point out that The Daily News actually used the headline "KATRINA AND THE WAVES" Amazing.