The most amazing and insane thing ever to be on television.

There will never be another frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic like Marie Osmond.



I mean... Jesus Christ.

Bergeron,
KEVIN.

NEWSFLASH: Kevin is attracted to a "woman"!

Oh god. Have y'all seen Laila Ali on Dancing with the Stars? She is AMAZING. She is Sex. I am obsessed. It's absolutely wild how good this lady is at dancing. I mean, on paper boxers should uniformly have spot-on footwork, so I don't know why I'm surprised, but check this out:




Anyway, back to Laila Ali. It's crazy and all, but I'm pretty sure that she gives me crotchtingles. In the spirit of full discloser, Uma Thurman is the first (and up until now only) woman ever to inspire sexual stirrings in me, but.... mmmmmmm, Laila Ali.

Is it just because she's kinda mannish? Or am I just jealous of how she can cut a rug? What do y'all think?

Questioning,
KEVIN.