Oh my god- GAY.

Jim McGreevey is becoming a priest.

I mean, it's easy to joke about everyone's favorite Gay American, but this really is just one more bizarre nail in the coffin of his story. I refuse to even go to his Wikipedia page for fear of what other bizarre shit is going on. Did anyone see this coming?? I mean, he WAS all Jesus-y when he was on Oprah, but... Ugh. This is sad. And weird. I'm creeped out.

To me, it seems obvious that this will spawn an off-Broadway musical called Late Night Catechism with Father Jim. I mean, the show practically writes itself. And then it practically books itself into 37 Arts. And finally, it practically closes itself after an unsuccessful run.

(SIDEBAR: Dina Matos-McGreevey is making a strong run for the coveted Kevin & Leigh Award for Asshole of the Year 2007. Last year's winner, while never officially announced due to Kevin's laziness, was Jennifer Aniston.)

Peace out, all. xoxo KEVIN.