"Good News for People Who Like Bad News"

A Crazy person is loose on Capitol Hill. STABBING PEOPLE. And he's doing it within a half mile radius of my home and place of work. Serial Stabber. Um, terrified much???
This weekend the fam was in town, and we went out to Maryland to visit my uncle. His cat just had kittens. Looking at this picture of two of them attacking my father's shoes makes me feel a smidge better about the whole crazy guy with a knife thing... so fluffy and cute. I don't really even like cats...