Morning, everyone- So I wake today to the news that Dunkin' Donuts, purveyor of the greatest coffee in America, has inked some sort of promotional deal/suicide with Rachael Ray, the most loathsome television "personality" of modern times.
Why is this happening to me?? Why is Dunkin' Donuts, which FOR YEARS drew in customers using a charmingly withered old man, now relying on some grating, talentless, over-polished, grinning chupacabra? (The Raybashing continues HERE.) We loved you when you had no mascot, DD! Don't alienate your fan base now! RAGE!
If Dunkin' Donuts disappoints me... I... I don't know what I'll do....
Hold me,
KEVIN.
PS- I love Dunkin' Donuts so much that one of my baby names is Duncan. Creepy or charming?
