MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IS BETTER THAN YOURS

Last night, while celebrating all hallow's eve dressed as a "leftover" I learned the following things. You might find them useful if ever you feel the need to see what "form fitting" truly is.

1. Don't consume 2 servings of pasta before attempting to wrap yourself in plastic
2. crimping hair takes forever
3. household items such as tinfoil, trash ties, and ziploc bags can make delightful additions to a costume
   
4. when cloaking yourself in saran wrap, its a good idea to gather items you might need ahead of time; as once you are wrapped up, you won't be bending down any time soon
5. the shelf life of a costume made entirely of plastic is around 3 hours