"We're going to miss you like carbs!"

I'm rediscovering my love for the fab five. Mostly because of the following lines: "I met the love of my life in the hamptons- you know, out east?" (more people should incorporate the pharse "out east" into their vernacular) and, Jai "OK, now I KNOW we're on long island, because LOOK how many bottles of cologne he has!" Ahhhhh strong island. I'll land in the middle of you soon enough. In related news, my Nassau County Leisure Passport expired today. Aside from my birth certicate, I officially no longer have any documentation linking me to the state of New York, and I can't swim at the aquatic center at Eisenhower Park. SIGH.