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I should write something about John G. Roberts, the Stepford nominee for the Supreme Court. He terrifies the tits off of me with his "good ol' boy" veneer and sinister eyes. I'm positive that he'll be my undoing. So I should write something about that. But I won't.

What I will do is bow to the pressures of the Interweb. On various blogs lately, people have been recording the first 25 songs that come on the shuffle on their iPods. Is it character analysis? Probably. It at least gives you some idea into who a person is. So here's mine. This is in no way edited or reordered. I'm an honest lady, sometimes. Always when m'Pod is concerned. I think this is fun.

(1) "River Deep, Mountain High"- Tina Turner
Hhhhmm. Odd. Rag doll. Ha ha. Oh, she rocks. Fun. It stills makes me SO mad that Angela Bassett didn't win an Oscar.

(2) "Dracula's Wedding"- Outkast
"I wait my whole life to bite the right one, and then you come along and it freaks me out." Poetry.

(3) "You Can't Win"- The Garden City High School production of 'The Wiz'
This was the best high school show ever. It had trannies, ugly girls, and Chris Malito.

(4) "Red Headed Stranger"- Willie Nelson
I frickin' adore Willie Nelson. It's gross that he's reduced to cavorting with Jessica Simpson. Is she divorced yet?

(5) "Time of the Preacher"- Willie Nelson
Willie Nelson double header!! This is actually my favorite Willie song. It's really chill and sweet.

(6) "If She Knew What She Wants"- The Bangles
Finally! Oh, I love this song. Susanna Hoffs, sing me a dream. Noted theatrical composer Joe Iconis is also a fan of this song. Just FYI.

(7) "Mountain Angel"- Dolly Parton
Oh god, this songs is so sad. Oh jesus. I'm seeing Dolly August 18th at Radio City. She has one of the best voices in American music, but in my opinion (as someone who could analyze her for hours), she's at her best when she's totally just whispering. "She was a mountain angel... certified." The chorus of this song is a musical orgasm. AND JUST ONE MORE RANT- She rhymes "baby died" with "Devil's child." Pure genius.

(8) "Room on the 3rd Floor"- McFly
I'll never forgive Joe Iconis for making me know who these assholes are. Nor will I ever forgive Kate Wilkinson for making me love them via her own infectious appreciation. Their cover of "Build Me Up Buttercup" is pop madness.

(9) "Love Is Really My Game"- Brainstorm
Aaahh, the '54' soundtrack. God bless you. Every night I think about staying home, but then I come to my senses and give myself a good kick in the ass.

(10) "It's So Easy"- Velvet Revolver
I'm positive that I've never heard this song before. Is this live?! God, I have too much stuff on here. I'll never hear it all. Wow. This IS live. Bizarre. Oh. What a good song. It's actually incomprehensible.

(11) "Sharp Darts"- The Streets
So good. So, so good. So smart. Much like the titular darts, so sharp.

(12) "Brand New Lover"- Dead or Alive
Honestly, I can't believe an 80's resurgence didn't happen sooner. 80's pop is perfection. SuperCamp.

(13) "On the Road Again"- Willie Nelson
Ok, I so don't have that many Willie Nelson songs on my iPod, so it's weird that he's surfaced three times. Maybe he's trying to send me a message. Yes Willie, I will meet you at the Beverly Wilshire with a gun. (Sidenote: This song was nominated for an Oscar. Fun fact.)

(14) "The Movin' Uptown Blues"- The Wild Party (Broadway cast recording)
Oh, showtunes. The hit or miss factor of any shuffle session. MISS.

(15) "Any Way You Want It"- Journey
Ohhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooooooood I love Journey!! August 28th at Jones Beach. I'm not going. It breaks me. This is the best song to never be sung by Corey Feldman.

(16) "I Won't Ever Be Happy Again"- Bright Eyes
I don't get the whole Bright Eyes thing. I downloaded a bunch of his shit, and I thought I'd get into it, but quite the opposite.

(17) "Indian Sunset"- Elton John
What a fucking bizarre song. Eltie, I adore you. J'adore. But quit being creepy. I always skip this song on this album (Madman... my 2nd favorite Eltie album, after Tumbleweed Connection). Gimme "All The Nasties" already. Shee-it.

(18) "Diamonds and Roses"- Bette Midler w/ Dolly Parton
There is a God. That's all this song makes me think. Two such perfect creatures couldn't exits without divine guidance. THESE VOICES. Oooooohhh.

(19) "One Night Stand"- Janis Joplin
So soulful. It kills me. I swear to god, she belts some notes, and you'd think she was a Broadway singer.

(20) "Hash Pipe"- Weezer
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

(21) "No You Don't"- Sweet
From the folks that brought you "Ballroom Blitz"- anarchic 80's thrash nonsense.

(22) "Wild Flowers"- Ryan Adams
Oddly enough, I think the two artists most represented on my iPod are Dolly and Ryan Adams. I mean, he's just so good. His voice is brilliant.

(23) "Wig in a Box"- Polyphonic Spree
Trippy.

(24) "Haiti"- Arcade Fire
Again, I don't think I know this song. It's REAL good, though.

(25) "Nashville to Kentucky"- My Morning Jacket
Good, solid, depressing song. My kind of shit. Maybe a little too emo, but it's not terminal.

One more for good measure:
(26) "Bend"- Shelby Lynne
Oh, good girl. GOOD GIRL. I've been re-obsessed with her lately. Her voice is for serious edged with razors and whiskey.

So that's it. That's Kevin Manganaro in 25 songs. Good times, right?? YEAH!

:-)