Monday, April 25, 2005

newsflash...

Uh, Kevin...
I'm pretty sure I was sitting next to you as you saw Patricia Clarkson on stage at the Kennedy Center in A Streetcar Named Desire. I'm fairly certain that qualifies as culture. Don't attempt to say you have never seen culture in my city. Did I not take you to varying branches of the Smithsonian? Did we not walk through sculpture gardens and see the monuments? Did you not attend the afterparty for the US premiere of german film ? You know what else? I have Ben's Chili Bowl and you don't-So suck it, and stop being mean to our nation's capital.

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