So I got an iPod this weekend, and I've fallen completely in love with it. Like, I'm in movie love with my iPod. My iPod and I get caught in the rain together, and run giggling to an awning. My iPod and I stroll down the streets of Paris. My iPod and I are on the run from the cops after killing my iPod's abusive husband.
Speaking of abuse, it abuses my heart and soul that Anna Nicole Smith is STILL going through all this drama about her dead husband's money. I mean, unless they have some dramatic evidence that they never actually got married, she MARRIED him, and he left the money TO HER. I don't care if he was fucking crazy. He did it, and it's done. She wanted it, she got it, and that's the deal. I mean, Jesus christ. This has been going on since I was in middle school, I think.
Speaking of Jesus Christ, both he and Michael Moore won People's Choice awards last night. I never understand how that process works... Like, "Fahrenheit 9/11" won for Favorite Film of 2004 (I second that emotion), but then "Passion of the Bullshit" won for Favorite Movie Drama, and they presented that afterwards. I was so baffled. Once again, the people and I are out of step.
OK Bye.
About Me
- Kevin & Leigh's Sexy-Ass Blog
- Brooklyn / DC, United States
- Kevin & Leigh became fast friends when they were sat next to each other in German class. Fast foward a decade or so, and Kevin is attempting to become a media mogal in the cut- throat world of Broadway theatre. Leigh on the other hand, is looking to mold a generation of liberal thinkers in our nation's capital. They share a combined passion for stiff drinks, Red Lobster, singing out of tune, and a certain gay-rab.
Our Cocktail of the Month: The Woo-Woo
2 oz vodka, 1 tbsp Peach Schnapps, 1/2 Cup of Cranberry juice. Lime Wedges. Place wedge of lime in shaker with ice. Shake to coat. Add other ingredients. Shake and pour in a short glass, over ice. Garnish with lime.
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